Winnington Park Cricket Club
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction! Any
characters portrayed within this page are not fictional and any resemblances are
not purely coincidental, but it still is not 100% correct!
Simon Newell’s Most Wanted
Winnington Park’s resident policeman has raised concerns over several members of our legitimate organisation, these people could threaten our status as a decent and law abiding club, the five suspects have no connection in crime but are all members of WPCC, everybody is to be extra vigilant whilst they still roam the streets, particularly with the P.A around. Thank you for your cooperation.
Here are the five suspects in a
police line-up, this has been in no way doctored, it is apparent that the
camera has made some of the people look more presentable than they do in
person.
Mike Johns: Would be locked up by now for all his public indecency but for the amount of tax he provides the government from his excessive smoking and drinking.
Tom Pilling: Rumoured to be carrying a concealed oversized weapon that could cause a lot of harm to an individual if used in the correct way.
Martin Evans: Believed to be a highly active member in an unauthorised organisation known as “The Associates” that are spreading their influence over the cricket club at the expense of others.
Bryan Shingler: Wanted for the theft of a small man’s head.
Phil Amatiello: Concerns have been raised over many years about the mental state of this individual because of some of the crimes he has been accused of. Many of the accusations towards him will not be named because of their seriousness, many involving the female of the species. Some of his less serious crimes are many speeding offences and the theft of a toupee which he is sporting in the line-up above, we all know he is going bald.