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Name:

Stewart Kayne

Most likely to say on the pitch

“Come on Boys” & “Try hit that you ****”

Nick-Names):

Stew, Steve, Mzungu

Cricketing Hero:

Andrew Hudson & Shane Warne.

Date of Birth:

24th October 1983

Favourite Opponent:

 

Place of Birth:

Pretoria, South Africa

Most disliked Opponent:

 

Look-alike(s)

Shane Warne

Favourite Ground:

Coast Gymkhana, Tintagle (Cornwall, UK)

Year joined WPCC:

2007

Least Favourite Ground:

 

Other Clubs:

Coast Gymkhana, Kenya

County CC Supported:

Eastern Province (SA) & Warriors (SA)

Cricketing Role:

All rounder

Favourite Test Player of all time:

Ricky Ponting & Shane Warne

Special Skill:

Legspin & cover drives

Favourite WPCC Player of all time:

Jeremy Casey

Cricketing Moto:

Watch the ball and Focus.

Star for 2007 Season

Me I hope.

Season’s ambition:

Score a ton on debut and finish top of the table.

Cricketer of the future:

Tanmay Mishra (Kenya)

Fielding Position:

1st / 2nd Slip & covers

Test match or ODI:

Test Match

Best Away Teas

 

WPCC player most likely to go to prison

?

Essential part of a cricket tea:

Tea and sandwiches

Music you would go out to bat with:

Something from the Black-Eyed Pea’s.

 

 

 

 

 

Which one?

 

 

 

Boxers or y-fronts:

Boxers!!

Crossword or Sudoko:

Sudoko

Spray on or roll on

Spray

Vics or Witton:

 

Britney or Christina:

No doubt about it, Christina ever time.

Winnington hill or castle hill:

 

Freddie or KP:

KP

Saddam or Osama:

Neither

Chinese or Indian:

Indian

Peter Kay or Ricky Gervais:

Ricky Gervais

 

 

 

 

The Critical Questions

 

 

 

Favourite Film:

Fight Club, The Shawshank Redemption, Trainspotting, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels & American Beauty.

Describe yourself in three words:

Blond, “Sef Afrikan”

Favourite Actor:

Kevin Spacey

5 People to take to a dinner party:

Geoff Boycott, Shane Warne, Hugh Heffner, Terry Jenner & my girlfriend (Samantha).

Favourite Meal:

Braai

What would you do with your last £10:

Go to the casino.

Favourite holiday destination:

Zanzibar

Lifetime Ambition:

Play a good level of cricket.

Favourite Possession:

My wallet or mobile.

What ever happened to……….

The Aussie’s losing a cricket match?

 

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Dream Car:

Mazda or Toyota

Moto:

Always do your best.

Favourite Band

Jack Johnson & Faithless                                         

                                          

Is DBEE’s any good:

 

Favorite pub:

Just Drinks (Mombasa)

What would you make your final question?

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?

Favourite Drink:

Beer and rum (Captain Morgan’s)

Answer that question!

The winning lotto ticket!